I know I have taken the above passage from the Bible out of context, but fat, lard, and grease are a few of the basic necessities and lubricants of the Ozark diet. Many times these simple elements add the sweetness to our cooking and the richness to our culture. Yet, all the while, they add a littlenthickening of cholesterol in our arteries. This entry should not be gleaned as the proper diet, but it documents the way food was and is prepared in the Ozarks. The food is always delicious but not always healthy.
This is also a small testament of how I once ate, but now I have “seen the light.” The way I changed my eating habits was through the breaking of my stubbornness and pride. You see, I was raised on bacon grease, ham drippings, and breakfast sausage grease. A big part of my diet was pork until 1997. At that time, I was having serious stomach problems every time I ate pork or pork products. I also began to study biblical dietary laws concerning what to eat and what is not considered as food. I will not go into a deep theological debate on this issue. But suffice to say, I believe the Good Lord in Heaven was ringing my bell, and I was obliged to answer. Though my mind and mouth had a hard time listening, I “saw the light” and gave up pork. Thank goodness for turkey bacon.
Nevertheless, I will now list the 4 basic gravies I was raised on in the Ozarks. In addition, there is one other main staple to make any Ozark Gravy. It is a cast-iron skillet. There’s something about the flavor of gravy made in a cast-iron skillet.
Red Eye Gravy
According to an old story, General Andrew Jackson, 7th President of the United States, was getting hungry for a noon meal and called for his cook over to tell him what to prepare. General Jackson was a common and rugged man that always shot his thoughts straight from the hip. The cook had been drinking “white mule” or "moonshine" corn whiskey the night before and his eyes were bloodshot and as red as fire. General Jackson took a quick look at the man and told the cook to bring him some country ham with gravy as red as his eyes. Some men nearby heard the general and from then on, ham gravy became "Red Eye Gravy."
Red eye gravy is very salty since it is made from frying up a good piece of salty ham. Fried ham will not usually render enough grease in providing the proper amount of drippings for gravy. To solve this problem, add a huge dollop or two of lard and melt it down. Now comes the magic with a little punch. Black Coffee. I can’t tell you how much but add enough. If it’s too strong, add water. For a little extra zip to the flavor to the gravy, add a little bit of crushed clove. If you are watching you salt/sodium intake, this will not help. Serve gravy over boiled new potatoes, mashed potatoes, or just soaking a piece of bread. It’s also pretty good sipping from a coffee cup.
Greasy Gravy is pretty much like Red Eye Gravy. The main difference is that its’ composition is made of bacon grease & coffee. This goes great over hot buttermilk biscuits, twice-toasted toast, boiled eggs, or scrambled eggs with squirrel brains.
Flour Gravy is the breakfast staple of the Ozarks. When I was growing up, I was never allowed to eat cold, boxed cereal during the week. Hence, a weekday breakfast consisted of three choices:
• Bowl of cooked rice
• Bowl of cooked oatmeal
• Fried eggs, biscuits & gravy, with bacon, sausage, or ham.
If you notice the last meal, grease is a part of every item.
What is the origin of this recipe? According to the Oxford Encyclopedia of Food and Drink in America, it is believed Spanish Louisiana had a trading network in to the Tennessee Valley Region. This trade may have introduced Mexican-style breakfast chocolate to the Appalachians, where it is called "chocolate gravy." (Another possibility is that the very old population of County mixed-race Appalachian Melungeons has preserved the dish from the sixteenth- and seventeenth-century Spanish colonies on the East Coast.)"
Chocolate gravy is something I still enjoy. If you have been a reader of any of my past blogs, you may remember my wife’s family is from the countryside of north central New York, near the Catskill Mountains. They were foreign to our southern ways of cooking and never heard of Chocolate Gravy. Fortunately, my brother-in-law, Michael, married a young lady from Fifty-Six, Arkansas, in Stone County. She can make Chocolate Gravy just like Granny Anderson. My kids love going to her house for breakfast because she is known as a great cook, and her Famous Chocolate Gravy is something to talk about. Below is a recipe for Aunt Mica’s Famous Chocolate Gravy.
May your New Year be as sweet as Chocolate Gravy.Works Cited:
Ayto, John. An A-Z of Food and Drink. Oxford U.K: Oxford University Press, 2002. Dabney, Joseph E. Smokehouse Ham, Spoon Bread, & Scuppernong Wine: The Folklore and Art of Southern Appalachian Cooking. Nashville, TN: Cumberland House, 1998.
Davidson, Alan. Oxford Companion to Food. Oxford U.K: Oxford University Press, 1999.
Mariani, John F. Encyclopedia of American Food and Drink. New York, NY: Lebhar- Friedman, 1999.
Smith, Andrew F. Oxford Encyclopedia of Food and Drink in America, Volume 1. New York, NY: Oxford University Press, 2004.